How many people in the world get this joke? According to wolframalpha.com (2012-08-23): 2.34% (of 6.79 billion people) attend secondary school 50 million secondary school grads in United States (of 309 million people) 16.18% 3.3 million computer specialists in United States (of 309 million people) 1.06% (or 6.6% of college grads)